The GOOD BOOK of

PETER HENRY

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NOBODY LOVES ME

Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms.

Chorus
Long, slim, slimy ones. Short, fat, juicy ones.
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

First you get a bucket, then you get a shovel.
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
CHORUS

First you pull the heads off. Then you suck the guts out.
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
CHORUS

Down goes the first one. Down goes the second one.
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
CHORUS

Up comes the first one. Up comes the second one.
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
CHORUS

Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worm!
 
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NORTHWOODS STAFFER

(Main refrain)
I am a Northwoods staffer, as you can plainly see.
But if I weren't a staffer, a farmer is what I'd be.

There's a cow, there's a cow, there's another one yech!
There's a cow, there's a cow, there's another one yech!

Bird
Fly high in the sky and drop it in their eye.

Ice Cream Man
Chocolate, vanilla, ding a-ling.

Streaker
Gotta run fast, and sleek, before they get a peek.

Cab Driver
Left turn, right turn, twenty dollars please.

Truck Driver
There's a curve, there's a curve, there's another curve.

Garbage Man
Pile that garbage, pile that garbage, pile it to the sky

Cook
Pile that garbage, pile that garbage, pile it to the sky

Fireman
Jump lady, jump lady, oooooooooo splat!

Scoutmaster
Coffee, beer nuts, where's my TV?

Senior Patrol Leader
Do this, do that, I'll take a nap.

Scoutcraft Staffer
Chop trees, build towers, help the waterfront!

Life guard
My arms, my legs, what an awesome tan!

Hippie (Dead Head)
Oo man, cool man, far out and wild!

Baby
Mommy. Daddy, I love you!

Mad Scientist
Acid, base, blow up in my face!

Cyclist
Ride all day, ride all night; Ooh my but is sore!

Plumber
Plunge it. Flush it. Look out below!

Nature Lover
Little tree, little tree, DIE, DIE, DIE!
 
If you are looking for other characters, make up something appropriate to that particular Friday Night Event.

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